Like the evidence for their conspiracy theories, details for the cruise are non-existent. However, none can possibly hold a candle to this sheer, Alex Jones-level craziness that the Flat Earth Society is describing as their “biggest, boldest, best adventure yet.” There are even amped-up cruises just for wrestling fans, hardcore Trekkies, and Packers supporters. There are relaxed golf-centric cruises and holistic healing cruises, cruises for chocolate lovers and poker players. Theme cruises are all the rage right now. The society dismisses all photographic and scientific evidence to the contrary as fake. They also firmly believe gravity is an illusion, we’re orbited by an invisible “antimoon,” and the sun is only 3,000 miles above the Earth. They’re confident NASA is a black ops government agency whose sole purpose is to guard this wall from naysayers, dragons, and kraken.
Instead, they posit that it’s a massive, flat disc with the Arctic Circle at its center and Antarctica as a towering, 150-foot-tall ice wall around Earth’s rim. We can only hope.ĭespite all evidence to the contrary, for more than a century the Flat Earth Society has maintained that our planet is not, indeed, a sphere. Perhaps the Society plans to unveil their own, state-of-the-art, flat-Earth-based navigational system ahead of the cruise. The nautical charts that sailors have relied on for centuries and our modern, satellite-based GPS technology all work because of the Earth’s spherical shape. There is some question as to how the ship will find its way to the wall. What we do know is that it encircles the earth and serves to hold in our oceans and helps protect us from whatever lies beyond.”
“To our knowledge, no one has been very far past the ice wall and returned to tell of their journey. “Beyond the ice wall is a topic of great interest to the Flat Earth Society,” the official website proclaims.
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